Stag Do T-Shirt ideas | 6 Really Funny Ideas

Ayah Ahmed
May 2
3 min read

Updated: May 5

At TPM Manchester, we know a thing or two about printing memories. Whether you're heading to the Northern Quarter, jetting to Prague, or staying local with a pub crawl down Deansgate, one thing makes every stag weekend unforgettable—funny stag do t-shirts.

We’ve printed everything from inside jokes to outrageous designs. Here are 6 brilliant stag do t-shirt ideas to get the banter started before the first pint even touches the table.

1. Same Wife Forever

Classic. Iconic. Slightly tragic. This one’s for the groom who’s about to hang up his player boots. Text example: “Game Over – Same Wife Forever” Pair it with an 8-bit groom graphic or stickman wedding cartoon for full effect.

2. Drinking Team with a Stag Problem

This one’s perfect if your stag do is more about pints than paintball. Back text idea: “If found, return to [Groom’s Name]” Print the groom’s tee in a different colour so he’s easy to spot when the team inevitably scatters.

3. Faces on Tees

It’s funny, it’s bold, and it’s highly questionable. Take a full-face photo of the groom (ideally looking tragic), blow it up, and slap it on every shirt. Bonus points: Add different captions for each lad—“Best Man”, “Drinks Captain”, “Loose Cannon”.

4. The Tour Tee

For the globetrotters and bar crawlers. Make it look like a band tour shirt, with your stops listed on the back:

“Manchester – First Pints”
“Leeds – Lost Wallet”
“Amsterdam – ???” Include the stag's name as the "headline act" and the date of the weekend.

5. Wanted Posters

Create a “WANTED” poster-style design with a fake crime:

“WANTED: Crimes Against Karaoke”
“WANTED: Too Handsome” Print one for each member of the crew with their “charge” and a mugshot. Guaranteed laughs.

6. Groom's Last Ride

Lean into the drama. Create a wild western theme with text like: “The Groom’s Last Ride – Wanted Dead or Wed” Add cowboy fonts, fake bullet holes, and a cheesy photo of the groom in a sheriff hat.

Why Should You Get Stag Do T-Shirts?

Because no one ever looks back at their stag weekend and says, “I wish we’d worn normal clothes.”

Stag do t-shirts aren’t just funny—they’re functional. They help the group stay together, give the weekend identity, and leave everyone with a memento to wear (or burn) afterwards.

How to Design Your Own Funny Stag Do T-Shirts:

Personalising stag do t-shirts with TPM Manchester is simple.

You can:

Upload your own photos, text, or logos
Choose from a wide range of fonts and colours
Select sizes from Small to 5XL
Get expert help if you’re not sure where to start

How Are the T-Shirts Printed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to print quality. Our in-house team uses professional equipment to make sure every design looks sharp and lasts well beyond the weekend.

We offer:

DTG printing for full-colour photos and detailed designs
Screen printing for bold text and graphics
Embroidery for a more premium finish (great for hoodies or polos)

Everything is done right here in Manchester, by a team that knows custom gear inside out.

Planning a stag weekend? Let’s make it one to remember (or not). From hilarious slogans to full-blown themes, we’ll help you design funny stag do t-shirts that get the laughs rolling from the airport gate to the last kebab run.

Quality You Can Count On

We're not just here to slap a joke on a tee. As part of our commitment to professional printing, we align our processes with industry benchmarks promoted by organisations like SGIA. That means durable, colour-accurate, high-quality prints — every time. As part of the UK’s growing textile sector, we're proud to follow principles supported by UKFT, a leading body for fashion and textile manufacturers in Britain.

Ready to print?

Visit TPM Manchester or design online now. Let’s kit out your crew and make some memories.